A letter to Dinoman

Dear Dinoman,

I found you pinned up in the space where I facilitated Art Camp. Why are you there?

I noticed your lower jaw sticks out a little far. Have you considered seeing an orthodontist?

Your face looks similar to a whale. You don't happen to be related to that one that scares the crap out of my boyfriend at the aquarium are you? Because if you are, I would have to ask you to ask your relative to quit being so scary. It's not normal for an employed, 26 year old man to be afraid of whales in tanks at the aquarium.

Lastly,

Are you wearing pants, or do your legs really look like that, and if your legs do indeed look like that, where on earth do you buy pants?